Mommy Brain
You know you have mommy brain when you hear your husband say something in the kitchen and you say "what honey?" and he starts cracking up because he didn't say anything he just farted really loud. This has happened on a few occasions. Why am I talking to my husbands gas?
posted by KELLI BELLY @ 7:02 AM
12 Comments:
hmmm...which way to go on this one?
a) sometimes everything that comes out of my husband's mouth SOUNDS like gas, so I can understand how you might get confused.
b) your husband shot a bunny from the other room, and you called him "honey"?! LMAO!
btw, my kids now (more appropriately) call farting "shot a bunny." I laugh so hard when they say it. My 2 yr. old calls it "shon-na bunn-ny!" At least this way, when we have guests over (or we'er in the check out aisle at the grocery store) people are less likely to know what they're talking about!
Thats what I called farting when I was little! Did you remember I told you that?!
LOL, kelli, YOU were the one who told me! I can't remember which post it was, but I've NEVER heard of shooting a bunny until you brought it up!
and every time my kids fart, I laugh and think to myself, "i really need to tell kelli belly about this!"
You mean, "why are you talking to your husbands @$$? Ha ha ha
Sorry, couldn't resist...
HAHAHAHAHA.. Sarahgrace! And kelli, it's so funny because he IS so metro-sexual. I mean, he picks out GREAT shoes and coats for Gianna. But then he speaks to you in the love language of farts. What a diverse man!
Oh my gosh that made me laughing to tears!
LOL OMG Kelli....
hey, way off subject, but does your husband race motocross? (I saw his fox gear on a previous post) My brother raced.
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aw crap, major malfunction day...
I didn't even finish writing before it posted my last comment, had to delete it, and now i forgot what i was going to say.
pphhhht.
OMG - everytime I try and post a comment our firewall blocks it. GRRRRR.
Maybe if you had recorded that "fluff" and played it backwards - there was a message that needed a response??
Regardless - that is hysterical!!!
Holli, Your hilarious too!
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