Saturday, December 17, 2005

Kids say the darndest things

So I was taking a shower and I started feeling light headed. I needed to eat a little su in' su in'. I dried off a little but walked downstairs naked to the kitchen. I passed Hailee on the way and she just looked at me. After I crammed a bunch of peanut butter in my mouth, I headed back up only to be stopped by my eldest daughter (4):

Hailee: "Wait Mommy"

Me: "Why?"

Hailee: "Because, I wan't to see them" (reaching up quickly and squeezing one)( Me jumping )
"Do they still have milk in them?"

Me: "No Hailee, not any more"

Hailee: " Please can I touch them"

Me: " No More HAIL!"

Hailee: " I wan't to cut them off and keep them forever, I have scissors"

Me: "Um, thats a little gross Hail"

Another day:

I was getting dressed after a shower and she was sitting on my bed.

Hailee: Looking at my stomach, " Mom you need to pull those up" ( talking about my shorts)

Me: "Why?"

Hailee: "Because it doesn't really look that good"

When she's like 2 1/2: I was getting out of the shower about to shave my legs. I put one leg up on the sink, as I looked down she was under me, looking up and pointing to you know where "Mom, why do you have pink gum stuck to your hiney?" Lovely huh?


Blogger BJ said...

Too funny! Cut 'em off? Oh my. That'll teach you to walk around naked!

7:00 PM  
Blogger dakotablueeyes said...

Okay my computer screen is now cleaned off after I just spit diet coke on it from reading your post lol. Yes Lovely!!

9:52 PM  
Anonymous Mama C-ta said...

Those have to be the funniest things I've ever heard...cut them off and keep them forever....PINK GUM?! LOLOLOLOL

7:07 AM  
Anonymous Nicole said...

can't see screen. eyes watery from laughter. cracking up.

7:09 AM  
Blogger Jill said...

Pink gum... too funny!!!

9:59 AM  
Blogger Candice said...

hehehe. Funny. A little disturbing. But funny!

3:26 PM  
Blogger elizabeth said...

that is hilarious!

thanks for the comment on my blog :)

4:55 PM  
Blogger Little Miss said...

you simply MUST save that for the day she gets married!

the things my kids say WILL definitely come back to haunt them!!

11:22 AM  
Blogger Tee said...

LOL!!! Those are hilarious! Especially the scissors one. I hate when my kids ask to touch. Your like "No! Get away!" LOL.

11:49 AM  
Blogger holli said...

Oh my dear dear dear dear dear dear LORD!!!


This is exactly why I'm a NEVERNUDE!!!!!!!!!!

1:26 PM  
Blogger dee said...

LMAO! I see your writing this stuff down. Material to embarrass her with later on in life?

6:10 PM  
Blogger sarahgrace said...

I thought that was only a thing boys could say! Good grief! LOL!

7:38 PM  
Blogger Rhonda said...

GUM??? ROFLMAO That shit is so funny.

6:34 AM  
Blogger Anne said...

bwahahahahaaaa! hahahahahahahahah! omg i am laughing my ass off!!! Lily caught my applying a tampon and wasked a difficult question or two. zzzzzzz

8:27 AM  
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